Multifandom Challenge (15 of 50) Male Characters » Will Graham
Everyone has thought about killing someone, one way or another, be it your own hand or the hand of God.
Uh…police/ Thief AU???
Dunno, i allways imagined an AU in which Ed would be a thief and make mr. police officer Roy’s life a living hell because everytime the brat got caught he would allways find a way to escape like the wonderfull woman from the ‘03 anime. That episode was hilarious..
Anyways, Roy and his team would be in charge of catching this little shit and his own group that consisted of: Alphonse, Alfons, Ling, Lan Fan (‘cause wherever Ling is, so is she) and sometimes, maybe Russel.
I imagine allways something like this:
Alphonse sighed after a while of staring at the door his brother was supposed to get through around five minutes or so ago and yet no sign of the older Elric. Pinching the bridge of his nose, he spoke to the earpiece.
“‘Fons, could you locate brother for me please?”
"Sure thing", Alfonse replied from the other side and started typing right away. After a couple of minutes of searching, the blond found his target and barely held back a groan "huh…"he said aloud instead.
"You found him?" Al asked from the other side of the transmission.
"I…did" Alfons replied with a grimace on his face.
Al, knowing the other blond quite well, knew what that tone of voice exactly meant. “He’s harassing that mr. officer again, isn’t he?” He asked resignedly.
Alfons sighed “yes”
"Figures" Al said with a roll of his golden eyes. His brother would never change "Well…time to go get him…"
"Please hurry" Alfons said "the rest of the officer’s team will be there soon"
"Will do" Al said then the communication was off.
Later that day at the police station:
Hughes could barely contain the laugh as he stared at his best friend’s “puppy that just got kicked” face. “So you, once again had that thief in your hands and once again you let him escape?”
"It’s not my fault!" Roy hissed angrily "how can i focus on my job when the brat is wearing those bloody pants and keeps harassing me?! I’m only human!"
Hughes could have sworn that he heard the only female officer in this room muttering something in the lines of “I actually follow this idiot willingly” under her breath.
Woops, big post. I apologize for my lack of skills in writing these kinds of things, i cannot write fics to save a life.
*bows in apologies and hides in shame*
I don’ know what is wrong with my brain today, it went from funny/humor to intense angst.
Wtf brain…and fuck you migraine…
Anyways, i guess Ed was kidnapped and tortured and it took a while for Roy to find him and when he did he almost burned all the agressors to death, he only stopped because Ed told him not to and Riza had a gun raised for his head.
Ed has new scars to add to his collection of scars…and apparently the idiots who took him thought it would be funny to damage his sight.
Not permanently tho, i’m not that cruel…maybe…nah.
Marco, we’ll be needing another stone soon, please return to Central….
psychiatrist lady friends do not approve hannigram